THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
So that’s how you summon Cthulhu
You mean to tell me they did this within 22 years nah son
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.