polkanote:

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

liifeintechniicolour:

soulsistrin:

heatandapathy:

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

jessielefey:

emilyelizabethfowl:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

i love it so much every time i see it

“Stupid gravity.”

I feel this in my soul, sir, bless you.

pillowprinceloki:

brotoro:

thetrippytrip:

I wish the world would understand..

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

cafe-mp3:

*don’t stop me now by queen plays as i lay bleeding to death in walmart*

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like “unfortunately we don’t have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it” and we were all like “no that’s fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun” and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can’t let you eat glass at my job

bumblebeebats:

daughterhood:

world-of-cats:

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

phil-dwyer-stan-account:

rose-lily-hale:

skippercifer:

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

comealongnowbort:

jasperskywalker:

ginnyvos:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

cryptidlesbiangorl:

lesbian-of-asgard:

momijihyuga804:

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

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Livin the life.

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Here be my addition

That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh

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This one guides me to any sections he’s feeling that day

Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.

Also bookshop owners and patrons alike are crazy cat ladies/gents, so it makes them feel at home.

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You man not purchase records today without first paying the “petting” tax.

We all know the “riches beyond your wildest dreams” is just getting to pet the cat some more. And yes, please.

tricksofthelight:

lindsay-lohannibal:

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nhf:

my favorite hobby is Standing in busy train stations catching the eye of protagonists then passing behind someone and vanishing